Saturday, January 10, 2015

Recipie for Reputation: How to be known as Tart Sri Lankan Style

 
Ingredients

1 Sri Lankan Female feminist, Single, Independent, Educated and Sexually active.

1 to 3 Sri Lankan male, Relationship status immaterial, Brought up thinking his gods gift, average IQ, average education, Mediocre life perspectives, average looks and sexually active but not really getting any.










Method.

Take the Sri Lankan feminist let her get along with daily life, going to work, paying bills, travelling, socialising, partying and meeting perspective lovers.

Take 1 of the above Sri Lankan males put him in a social situation with Sri Lankan feminist . Sri Lankan feminist comes into contact with Sri Lankan Male. She is courteous, friendly and vocal. He assumes that since she is dancing with other males she will automatically want to dance with him  ( because clearly he is entitled ) she turns him down, continues partying.
Sri Lankan male persists through out the  night until Sri Lankan feminist shuts him down harshly. Sri Lankan Male is then offended, ego cannot bear it that this ' fast' tart has rejected him.
Sri Lankan feminist, meets nice equal minded Sri Lankan boy to dance with and continues her night. leaves premises oblivious, tired, shoes in hand with potential lover.

Post - 24 hours

Sri Lankan Male above, goes tells other 2-3 Sri Lankan Males that he got lucky with Sri Lankan feminist. Discuss fictional sexual details, discuss Sri Lankan female degradingly.
Next male meetings, Sri Lankan female is discussed in details and her circle of male friends, her constant vocalising of opinion, her possible lovers, Different males will add they too have been lucky with her ( so as to keep up with their ego)  and speculate about others who may have also been so lucky  Sri Lankan feminist is deemed ' fast' or ' easy'. Thereby Sri Lankan Feminist is now deemed a SLUT.


Extra-

Sri Lankan man once established that Sri Lankan feminist is a 'tart' will continue to hassle her at various clubs,  and social media.

 Sri Lankan Feminist will continue to ignore and live life as she believes is her right. 

Sri Lankan male above will become infuriated at his rejection, he will derive possibility that she is not interested because she is Lesbian.






 The End